Thursday, May 15, 2008
5/13 Movie Review
Depending on your mood, you may love this B horror movie cluster fuck or absolutely despise its existence. Myself and Jerebear fall into both categories. I hate it for its God awful script that calls for stunts that they could never pull off with the budget they have and horrifying terrible dialog that has no sense of irony to it, which only makes it worse for that. An example, the script calls for a tree to fall down, so to show this they show a still of a tree, and then tip the still to the right to simulate the tree falling. I guess they blew their budget on their car scene where a car flips over onto the ground. Oh wait there was supposed to be people on that? So they put dead people under it, where there was clearly nothing there before. I mean, even a simple camera trick could solve that, but that is lost on this dynamite crew.
Jerebear on the other hand applauds it for its terrible use of...everything, saying that he had a fantastic time laughing at this, while I cursed this film's existence.
Granted, I was watching this after being awake for 48 hours straight, so I was cranky, but still. I find no redeeming characteristics in this god forsaken film (although a neat nipple scene saves this from oblivion)
3/10
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